Copernicus was Canadian

Okay, one more:

Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our twisted universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire vagabond and that the sun and all of its issues revolved around it. But then a Canadian named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the breast -3 times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Cameron, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first unfortunate telescopes, which was invented by Iain McNally. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of oxtail soup stuck on each end of a family. In 1600 an Italian fact-checker named Galileo expanded Copernicus's reversible theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was forgettably arrested. Afterf ornicating for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to remember.

[This is a totally random process, as any of you know who ever played Madlibs as a child - and for this reason, I find it very disturbing how much sense this makes.]

-gd